Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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