Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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