You work out of a Hotel?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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