i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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