We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
