This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I love having hate sex.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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