this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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