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(757): View more from Virginia

I have demons in me.

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(512): View more from Texas

He is such a slut. More and more my type.

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(757): View more from Virginia

At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."

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(502): View more from Kentucky

bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.

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(623): View more from Arizona

My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.

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(561): View more from Florida

If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months

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(309): View more from Illinois

When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?

(612): View more from Minnesota

If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.

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