Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Terrible idea I love it
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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