i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
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