He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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