wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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