I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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