He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
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