I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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