Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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