Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
is it fun? or sober?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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