BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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