If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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