id be glad to
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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