So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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