As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
do nipples grow back?
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