so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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