You made me cry and you don't even care
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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