Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Vodka?
Forever.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Randomize
