these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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