I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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