id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Randomize
