I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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