I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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