D3 body, D1 cock
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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