check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
barbara walters just said penis...
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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