What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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