just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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