You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
