I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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