He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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