she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Acid is not a monday night drug
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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