it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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