Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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