It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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