Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Houston, we have a squirter
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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