Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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