I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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