Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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