Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I know her cup size but not her name....
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