Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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