i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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