How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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