Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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