Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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